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Your uniquely upsetting writing has encouraged me to be a better boyfriend. Thank you for creating positive change in the world

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🫡

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why would you bring this into the world.

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I’m sowwy

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I was really invested in this and felt so bad for Margot. The amount of dread I felt at the goop…

I can’t believe I didn’t see the reveal coming, considering the title. Nice work!

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Thank you so much!!

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this is upsetting and made me even more scared of openly loving someone than i already am

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You should go listen to being alive from company!!!!

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i think that helped

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lol, lmao even.

Very funny Meg.

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The epstein bits slapped.

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I lol'd

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i dont know what i expected. i fucking dropped my phone at “After all, Eva Braun was 23 years younger than Hitler.”

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God anxiously tearing the equally soft and crusty steering wheel leather, that hit me right at home I hate it

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you got me with that twist ending

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They’re calling her Meg Night Shyamalan

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Should have known D-list comedian was in Austin. Hotbed for hot shows and hot comedians! Love the story.

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god what a ride that was

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